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Monday, April 28, 2025
Meta Monday: Psychedelic wizards, living on Earth-Prime, and the D&D Cartoon
Monday, March 3, 2025
Elphaba and Glinda freaking killed it
It's been a while since the Oscars have been very exciting to me. I had a period in my youth when I was really into movies and tried to see all the Best Picture nominees that I could, and the show was an event that I even looked forward to (that and the VMAs, for some reason...!). So, I didn't watch last night, but when I realized that Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande had performed, I checked it out ASAP. And holy shit. (Late edit: I'll try to keep this video updated as the ones I choose get taken down...)
Honestly...and this might be hyperbole that I rethink once it's sat with me for a while...if you had to pick out a few things to show an alien species as representations of humanity's achievements, you could do a lot worse than showing them this clip. I mean...the Einstein field equations probably have to be in there, and maybe a selection of different expressions of the Golden Rule or something. But if you want to show that we're a beautiful species who made beautiful art? This'll do.
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I don't think I've ever gamed in Oz at all, although I've thought a lot about it. I backed Double Critical's Adventures in Oz Kickstarter and have enjoyed looking through the campaign PDF. Unfortunately, unless something has changed or changes, it doesn't look like some (maybe any?) of us are going to be getting the physical rewards we signed on for, which is a shame but one of the hazards of taking part in crowdfunding. So, I can't necessarily suggest picking up the book because there are creators who follow through who probably deserve your cash more...BUT it's a cool sourcebook, and I could easily see myself using it eventually. Maybe the Monstrous Matters team will encounter some flying monkeys at some point...
Thursday, January 16, 2025
2025 Pseudoscientific Blog Post #1 - Some history of interplanar rift detection
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Fr. Josh apologetically making a move. |
It all comes back to quantum physics…which is obviously a statement that’s much easier to write than it is to understand. The elucidation of quantum mechanics not only revolutionized the field of physics; it also gave rise to ideas outside of mainstream science that now allow the Monstrous Matters team to do their work.
In the 20th century, our understanding of interconnected planes, and the technologies associated with these connections, grew exponentially alongside research related to quantum theory. Originating with Einstein and Schrödinger’s description of spukhafte Fernwirkung (“spooky action at a distance”) in 1927, attempts to resolve the seemingly counterintuitive implications of quantum entanglement (summarized in the famed EPR Paradox, proposed in 1935) motivated many great thinkers throughout the rest of the century.
While attention was drawn away from quantum theory to focus on the practical needs of World War II, many scientists continued to explore these ideas on the fringe of the physics establishment. And just beyond that fringe, other physicists took on questions that they knew were unacceptable to the mainstream. Among these groups, a series of very clever efforts to maintain entanglement with annihilated particles allowed a small set of researchers to recognize physical planes existing alongside our own. For obvious reasons, these experiments have not been publicized.
While the history of recorded interplanar portals is quite extensive (and necessarily requires quite a few footnotes and qualifiers due to the disputed nature of many events), some of the most widely agreed upon breaches in the barrier between our world and others are noted here:
1904 - A series of atmospheric anomalies in and around Bloomsbury, in London’s West End, began to attract the attention of paranormal investigators. Many observers noted similarities to disturbances recorded around Oxford, England, in the 1860s. It wouldn’t be until 1991, however, that these were finally connected to etherealite and fissure glow (see below).
1930s - At the same time that quantum entanglement was gaining acceptance as a real phenomenon (although it wouldn’t be until the 1970s that the data supporting it would become unassailable through experiments on Bell’s inequality), paranormal researchers recorded a variety of environmental data in a rural area of Kansas, United States, where anomalies similar to those in the UK accompanied an extreme weather event.
1940s - Similar phenomena were observed in the English countryside, not far from London. Attempts to connect these events to previous observations in the UK, and the more recent occurrence in Kansas, were hampered by a hasty but unfounded determination that they were indications of Nazi efforts in physics or the occult (depending upon who you asked).
1985 - Radiation later determined to likely be fissure glow was detected in Brooklyn, NYC. Officials were limited in their ability to investigate due to the distraction of a rash of plumbing emergencies that occurred around the radiation's appearance.
At about the same time, mysterious events in Battersea, London, involving strangely dressed travelers in search of “The Mace of St. Cuthbert” were correlated with glow detected in the region. This occurrence begins the time period many refer to as the Golden Age of Interplanar Exploration.
1991 - Further observations in London, nearly identically matching those from early in the century, prompted portal researchers to put recent discoveries regarding the nature of etherealite and fissure glow to the test. Many of those involved would claim this to be the first case of interplanar connection to be confirmed soon after its occurrence. The success of paraphysical theories developed over the previous decade would hook many fringe researchers who had held out skepticism up until this point.
Friday, December 13, 2024
The Monstrous6 Magic System
Thursday, October 10, 2024
The first/new look of Monstrous Matters
I'm too stoked about this piece of art to sit on it anymore! Just had to share...
One of my innumerable ongoing nerd projects is to finally put together the bits and pieces I've gathered to play a campaign based upon the paranormal research and protection organization known as Monstrous Matters, whose members investigate the intrusion of extraplanar creatures upon our world. It's sort of my take on Ghostbusters meets D&D...maybe my own version of a fantasy heartbreaker...and I'm hoping to have a rules-lite yet suitably evocative document to share with the world by...well, I guess I should just say the end of the year at this point, since I move so slowly on everything hobby-related.
I knew that the incomparable Kelvin Green would have some excellent ideas for representing this type of adventure in a single picture, so I hit him up for it, and he did not disappoint. Quite the opposite, actually...I kind of can't believe how much I enjoy looking over the details he put into this piece! Without further ado, here is the first official image for Monstrous Matters, the organization:
I'm probably gonna have to make some version of this into a header for the blog eventually. Until then, I'll keep fighting through my gamer ADHD* to chip away at the game, while undoubtedly getting distracted by a variety of similarly inconsequential projects along the way...!
(Thanks Kelvin!!)
* FWIW, I'm not ashamed to mention that I have received this actual diagnosis...not "gamer ADHD," that would be weird...but regular old ADHD. I say this not to brag (ha!) but to make sure it doesn't look like I'm taking a legitimate hindrance on others' lives and turning it into a joke. For some reason, people seem really comfortable making jokes about having some of these alphabet soup disorders -- ADHD, OCD, PTSD, probably more -- and while I threw in a flippant mention of one of them, I figured: Why not pull the mood down a bit by making something into a more serious issue than it has to be? But hey, that's probably just the OCD at work, eh?
Tuesday, October 8, 2024
Comparing task resolution difficulties across RPG systems (D6 + d20 + more)
Monday, September 23, 2024
The Monstrous Matters Campaign, Part 2: So this is how goblin genocide starts.
To begin the session, the team (Fingers Watson and Bobby Flech) move down the staircase from Level 1 to Level 2.
From the free and excellent Dyson's Delve mega-ish-dungeon...check out this level HERE. |
Moving east, they peer into a room with six goblins; none notice them outside the cracked door. Five of the goblins are dressed in tattered rags, while one is in much nicer attire (including some fancy brass-ish goggles). He seems to be in the middle of a chemistry experiment. (When questioned, he says that he is “just trying to make it explode.”) He looks something like this:
On his wrist, there is a striking signet:
When asked, the goblin says that the signet is the symbol of his guild, the Izzet.
It doesn’t take long now for Watson’s long-harbored hatred of planar outsiders to show itself. He first tricks a few of them into falling into a carefully deployed portable hole. As they attempt to recover, he kills one with a dagger thrown into its eye. He then pulls out his sidearm and shoots four more dead. Finally, the chemist – by now the dozing victim of a scroll of Sleep – is strangled by Flech at Watson’s direction.
The protagonists have now shut themselves in the goblin den. There are other dungeon inhabitants outside, alerted by the noise and trying to get in. It doesn’t look great for the Monstrous Matters pair. There is a wildcard here, though: Fingers would happily kill every last one of them...
Sunday, August 18, 2024
Etherealite, fissure glow, and interplanar connections
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Penumbral radiation indicating an interplanar visitor |
A future pseudoscientific blog post will cover some of the spots around the world that have served as significant sources of these forms of radiation, as well as the extradimensional realms connected to these sites.
Thursday, August 15, 2024
Dragonfyre: I'm guessing you haven't seen it, and I'm guessing you're gonna like it
Dragonfyre
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From HERE |
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From HERE. Yep, this is the same movie. |
Wednesday, August 7, 2024
Monstrous Matters: Detecting intrusions on our material plane
The answer, of course, is that “it depends.” Sometimes, the MM team is tipped off by the investigations of other organizations that study paranormal events. Sometimes, Monstrous Matters is directly contacted by residents of our world seeking help in understanding mysterious happenings. (MM is a public-facing organization.) However, there are two main operations that Monstrous Matters strategists carry out regularly in order to monitor the appearance and disappearance of planar breaches.
The first is that worldwide news reporting is scoured as completely as possible for any leads. In the early days of Monstrous Matters, this was a rather tall task that required a lot of time from interns and hourly employees reading newspapers from around the world. This task has been made much easier with the expansion of news on the internet and the development of artificial intelligence platforms capable of executing this screening very quickly and fairly accurately.
Unfortunately, fissure glow is easily blocked by fairly common sedimentary and metamorphic rocks, including those found in many of Earth’s mountain ranges. This has led to a number of cases in which entire dungeon-like complexes are established on our world and remain undetected for many years (and potentially centuries or more).
Many interested scientists believe there is a connection between fissure glow and another phenomenon associated with interplanar travel: the regular appearance of a specific mineral, known as etherealite, near planar breaches. This material, along with the implications of fissure glow for interplanar visitors, will be covered in upcoming pseudoscientific blog posts.
Monday, August 5, 2024
Evidence of a planar portal in or near Orlando, Florida...
Thursday, August 1, 2024
The Monstrous Matters Campaign #1
Rules and Such
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Check this level out HERE |
Hoping to have more to share on this soon, as the adventure continues and the specifics of the organization known as Monstrous Matters are established...