Monstrous Monday: Basil Wolverton's Brain-Bats of Venus

Basil Wolverton has one of the more distinctive styles among Golden Age (and really any age) comic book artists.  He may be best known for his Mad magazine work, but I found about him just a few years back with the reprinting of his intergalactic epic Spacehawk by Fantagraphics.  As with many of the greats, people seem to love or hate his style.  I tend to love it.

Here's a great monstrous piece from Mister Mystery #7 (1952):

A 2d100 American professional sports team (from a superhero's hometown) name generator

You know the situation.*  Everything's going smoothly in your supers RPG campaign when your team of heroes has to handle a situation at a local professional sporting event.

"Who's the visiting team?" asks one of your players.

Whaaa---? you think.  The home team is easy.  You're in Knight City, or Forest City, or Whatever City, after all...so you have that figured out.  But who are they hosting?  The pressure's on...they need a name...c'mon...3...2...1...

"It's the _____ City _____.  Archrivals..."

1d100 Comic Book City Names (_____ City)

1		Autumn
2		Basin
3		Bay
4		Bear
5		Bell
6		Blade
7		Border
8		Bridge
9		Cable
10		Cactus
11		Calendar
12		Camp
13		Cathedral
14		Cave
15		Channel
16		Chess
17		Circle
18		Club
19		Coal
20		Coil
21		Cook
22		Cork
23		Current
24		Day
25		Dock
26		Empire
27		Fall
28		Flame
29		Flower
30		Gate
31		Grain
32		Hall
33		Hammer
34		Harbor
35		Holiday
36		Hook
37		Hope
38		Island
39		Judge
40		Key
41		Knight
42		Lake
43		Leather
44		Letter
45		Line
46		Lock
47		Low
48		Lumber
49		Machine
50		Marble
51		Market
52		Match
53		Metal
54		Money
55		Moon
56		Motion
57		Music
58		Needle
59		Night
60		Oil
61		Orange
62		Paper
63		Pear
64		Pipe
65		Plate
66		Point
67		Porter
68		Power
69		Print
70		Quilt
71		Rain
72		Rhythm
73		Ring
74		Rock
75		Rose
76		Route
77		Sail
78		Sand
79		Science
80		Ship
81		Slope
82		Snow
83		Space
84		Spring
85		Station
86		Steam
87		Story
88		Stream
89		Summer
90		Sun
91		Tiger
92		Time
93		Trade
94		Veil
95		View
96		Voyage
97		Wall
98		Winter
99		Wood
100		Zephyr

1d100 Sports Team Nicknames

1		Aardvarks
2		Angelfish
3		Armada
4		Arrows
5		Aviators
6		Barbarians
7		Barons
8		Baymen
9		Bears
10		Bees
11		Bobcats
12		Boxers
13		Bruins
14		Bulls
15		Burn
16		Cardinals
17		Cavaliers
18		Challengers
19		Cobras
20		Comets
21		Cowboys
22		Coyotes
23		Crabbers
24		Crocodiles
25		Dolphins
26		Dragons
27		Eagles
28		Express
29		Falcons
30		Ferrets
31		Fireballs
32		Firewalkers
33		Geckos
34		Giants
35		Gladiators
36		Goblins
37		Grooms
38		Gunners
39		Harriers
40		Hawks
41		Highlanders
42		Hippos
43		Hornets
44		Hounds
45		Howlers
46		Huskies
47		Hyenas
48		Internationals
49		Jaguars
50		Kings
51		Knights
52		Leopards
53		Ligers
54		Lightning
55		Lions
56		Lumberjacks
57		Lynx
58		Manatees
59		Marauders
60		Miners
61		Monarchs
62		Mudcats
63		Mustangs
64		Oilers
65		Outlaws
66		Owls
67		Panthers
68		Pioneers
69		Pipers
70		Pirates
71		Pointers
72		Presidents
73		Princes
74		Railers
75		Railroaders
76		Ramblers
77		Rampage
78		Rams
79		Retrievers
80		Rippers
81		Roadrunners
82		Rockets
83		Rockhoppers
84		Rogues
85		Scorpions
86		Seahawks
87		Sharks
88		Spaniels
89		Spirit
90		Stars
91		Terriers
92		Thunder
93		Thunderbirds
94		Tigers
95		Titans
96		Trolls
97		Vikings
98		Welders
99		Whales
100		Wolves

* You don't know the situation?  Consider yourself lucky...

Monstrous Monday: Tuberrible! (Elemental Beast)

There's a good chance I think about Underground Elemental Beastfighting a lot more than I should.  I even took the time recently to make a list of elements I want to use and map out how they should typically interact...

I think I'm getting closer to turning this theme into...a thing of some sort.  Exactly what hasn't materialized yet.

In any case, though, the next step to thinghood is probably making some Elemental Beasts that aren't just Pokémon rehashes.  So, my general plan will be:

1.  Find a public domain image that looks like an Elemental Beast.
2.  Give it a name, hopefully containing some ridiculous play on words.
3.  Stat it up in a way that's simple enough to fit on a card but suitable for use in an RPG.
4.  Repeat.

So here's the first...  Tuberrible...!

Type: Wood Beast
HD 3d4 (7 HP)
Defense 11

Attack:  Bite +3 (1d6 Wood damage and defender must save vs. poison.  If failed, the poisoned character has disadvantage on all d20 rolls until healed.)

Tuberribles will live happily in greenhouses until they feel they are threatened.  They can quickly shift into a mobile, carnivorous form and turn on their caretakers.

(As always, I get these icons from the awesome site Game-icons.net, which has tons of amazing bits of art to use in games, completely free of charge!  These "cards" are proportioned such that they can be printed out at 2.75"x3.75", with 1/8" then trimmed around the edges to bring them to standard poker size.)

And now it's up on RPGNow...

Just a quick note:  "In Bleakest Midwinter" is now up on RPGNow/DriveThruRPG (link).  I can't get the full-size preview to load properly, for some reason.  That's part of what this process is about, though...learning how this self-publishing thing works...

Not all viral videos deserve that status...

...but this one does!

I am definitely thankful to this Mitsubishi dealership in White Bear Lake, Minnesota, for sharing these outtakes with the world.  Is there anything funnier than a mascot falling down?  (Rhetorical question, but...the answer is no.)

"In Bleakest Midwinter" now up on Lulu

This is just to note that I've put my silly little holiday funnel-type adventure thing, "In Bleakest Midwinter," up on Lulu (link).  I also have it in review for placement on RPGNow/DriveThruRPG.  Free on both, of course, and still available straight from Google Drive here.

While it's a very (and did I mention, very?) amateur product, I figure it can't hurt visibility to put it places where people actually go looking for stuff like that.  It's cool to finally learn a bit about the self-publishing process, too.

One last OSR Eeveelution

I kind of feel like I should have something a little more weighty for my first post of 2017...but I suppose this'll do.  After missing #MonsterMonday yesterday (due to one final surge of holidays), I now present the last of the Eeveelutions (so far), translated to generic OSR terms.  Here is the Generation VI monster known as Sylveon...

(As always, I get these icons from the awesome site Game-icons.net, which has tons of amazing bits of art to use in games, completely free of charge!  The "cards" I post here are proportioned such that they can be printed out at 2.75"x3.75", with 1/8" then trimmed around the edges to bring them to standard poker size...and I've now added dotted lines for the trim...)

Sylveon is a little more...I dunno, abstract(?) in the elemental sense...than previous Underground Elemental Beasts, since its Pokémon type is Fairy.  That's not really an element.  It's not even a quasi-element like Mind or something.  But with an attack called Fairy Wind, Air seems like a reasonable element, doesn't it?  So...that's what that icon up there is supposed to represent...the element of Air...weak to Air and resistant to Lightning.

Yep.

One more note on Underground Elemental Beastfighting...I'm starting to play around with incorporating these into an RPG campaign and/or competitive game unto itself, so I also started playing around with cardbacks.  Here's one of my first go's at it...

I hope everyone's 2017 has started out on the right track!