Showing posts with label random tables. Show all posts
Showing posts with label random tables. Show all posts

Thursday, February 27, 2025

A flood of new research on Martian geological history... (That was a water-on-Mars joke.)


I found it sort of interesting that two of the new research papers whose publication I happened to catch over the last few days were studies on Martian geology and reminders that the Red Planet once had conditions that may well have enabled Barsoomian warfare.  That's probably overstating it a little bit, but I do marvel sometimes at how, when I was a kid, I was under the impression that the idea of life on Mars was an outdated and overly fanciful notion, and the longer I've lived, the more we've seen real evidence that liquid water (indicating conditions suitable for life) existed on the surface of Mars in the past and...who knows...maybe it's still there somewhere (probably a stretch, but see the thesis of this sentence).

The first paper came out on Monday in the highly regarded PNAS and covered radar imaging from China's Zhurong Rover, which indicated a history of plenty of surface water and lots of space for living things to grow.  You can read about it at Penn State's website here; here's the quote of the article, from the university's Benjamin Cardenas: "We’re finding places on Mars that used to look like ancient beaches and ancient river deltas.  We found evidence for wind, waves, no shortage of sand -- a proper, vacation-style beach."

Then on Tuesday, Nature Communications published a paper that gives a nontraditional view of why the planet is red, and which indicates that its current chemical structure reinforces a history of "ancient cold and wet conditions on Mars."  You can read more about that at the Discover Magazine website here; the image below is yoinked from that article.

Again, not my image; it came from here

These papers remind me how much fun is still left in speculating on the life history of one of our closest cosmic neighbors.  Mars has played into so many works that influenced my views of science fiction and of the world in general; it's easy to dismiss "Mars stories" as old-fashioned, but sometimes old-fashioned stories still have a lot of life left in them...

In continuing with that little reminder, don't forget this table from OD&D book 3, The Underworld & Wilderness Adventures:



Thursday, January 12, 2017

A 2d100 American professional sports team (from a superhero's hometown) name generator

You know the situation.*  Everything's going smoothly in your supers RPG campaign when your team of heroes has to handle a situation at a local professional sporting event.

"Who's the visiting team?" asks one of your players.

Whaaa---? you think.  The home team is easy.  You're in Knight City, or Forest City, or Whatever City, after all...so you have that figured out.  But who are they hosting?  The pressure's on...they need a name...c'mon...3...2...1...

"It's the _____ City _____.  Archrivals..."

1d100 Comic Book City Names (_____ City)

1 Autumn
2 Basin
3 Bay
4 Bear
5 Bell
6 Blade
7 Border
8 Bridge
9 Cable
10 Cactus
11 Calendar
12 Camp
13 Cathedral
14 Cave
15 Channel
16 Chess
17 Circle
18 Club
19 Coal
20 Coil
21 Cook
22 Cork 
23 Current 
24 Day
25 Dock
26 Empire
27 Fall
28 Flame
29 Flower
30 Gate
31 Grain
32 Hall
33 Hammer
34 Harbor
35 Holiday
36 Hook
37 Hope
38 Island
39 Judge 
40 Key
41 Knight
42 Lake
43 Leather 
44 Letter
45 Line
46 Lock
47 Low
48 Lumber
49 Machine 
50 Marble
51 Market 
52 Match
53 Metal
54 Money 
55 Moon
56 Motion
57 Music
58 Needle
59 Night
60 Oil
61 Orange
62 Paper 
63 Pear
64 Pipe
65 Plate
66 Point
67 Porter
68 Power
69 Print 
70 Quilt
71 Rain
72 Rhythm
73 Ring
74 Rock
75 Rose
76 Route
77 Sail
78 Sand 
79 Science 
80 Ship
81 Slope
82 Snow 
83 Space
84 Spring
85 Station
86 Steam 
87 Story 
88 Stream
89 Summer
90 Sun
91 Tiger
92 Time
93 Trade 
94 Veil
95 View
96 Voyage
97 Wall
98 Winter
99 Wood 
100 Zephyr


1d100 Sports Team Nicknames




1 Aardvarks
2 Angelfish
3 Armada
4 Arrows
5 Aviators
6 Barbarians
7 Barons
8 Baymen
9 Bears
10 Bees
11 Bobcats
12 Boxers
13 Bruins
14 Bulls
15 Burn
16 Cardinals
17 Cavaliers
18 Challengers
19 Cobras
20 Comets
21 Cowboys
22 Coyotes
23 Crabbers
24 Crocodiles
25 Dolphins
26 Dragons
27 Eagles
28 Express
29 Falcons
30 Ferrets
31 Fireballs
32 Firewalkers
33 Geckos
34 Giants
35 Gladiators
36 Goblins
37 Grooms
38 Gunners
39 Harriers
40 Hawks
41 Highlanders
42 Hippos
43 Hornets
44 Hounds
45 Howlers
46 Huskies
47 Hyenas
48 Internationals
49 Jaguars
50 Kings
51 Knights
52 Leopards
53 Ligers
54 Lightning
55 Lions
56 Lumberjacks
57 Lynx
58 Manatees
59 Marauders
60 Miners
61 Monarchs
62 Mudcats
63 Mustangs
64 Oilers
65 Outlaws
66 Owls
67 Panthers
68 Pioneers
69 Pipers
70 Pirates
71 Pointers
72 Presidents
73 Princes
74 Railers
75 Railroaders
76 Ramblers
77 Rampage
78 Rams
79 Retrievers
80 Rippers
81 Roadrunners
82 Rockets
83 Rockhoppers
84 Rogues
85 Scorpions
86 Seahawks
87 Sharks
88 Spaniels
89 Spirit
90 Stars
91 Terriers
92 Thunder
93 Thunderbirds
94 Tigers
95 Titans
96 Trolls
97 Vikings
98 Welders
99 Whales
100 Wolves

* You don't know the situation?  Consider yourself lucky...



Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Check out this great random deity generator...

I've been meaning to post a link to this gem for a while...

I'm currently playing in an online game of The Black Hack over at The Unseen Servant forum.  Well...it seems to have stalled, as forum games so often do, but I was playing in one (and it was good fun!).  Both of my characters (yep, both as in the first one's dead) have been clerics, and when it came time to choose a deity, all I knew was that my first assistant-to-the-vicar probably worshipped some sort of sun god.

That's when Joel Priddy (cartoonist, fellow forum roleplayer, and keeper of the great blog An Abominable Fancy) stepped in with this awesome 5d30 random patron deity generator:


Now, I suppose that's readable as-is, but I hope you'll check out the source I yanked it from, the cleric packet from Joel's excellent series of Boilerplate Fantasy Playbooks.  Once posted to the forum, our DM rolled up a series of random gods, and the very first one...Tawmis, the Red Eagle of the Golden Heavens...sounded like my solar deity right out of the gate.  (If you want to know, my second cleric follows Yiol, the Pure Judgment of the Harvest.  Also a winner!)

Joel has also posted a 5d20 version of the table and a fun exercise in googling up images to represent the gods generated.

Tawmis seems easily represented by this picture:



This one, meanwhile, seems like it will require a little more creativity in the way of backstory...


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Age-specific Anthropomorphic Action Animals

I became a "serious" comic book fan right around the time that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was about to make the move from hot indie series to pop cultural phenomenon.  I can remember buying my first Turtles book while on vacation...a back issue of Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #2...just because I so wanted to check out this weird thing that was getting so much hype in the mail-order comic ads.  Soon after that, I was blown away to see the first issue of the Archie Comics series in a Waldenbooks.  Even my 11-year-old self could recognize that this wasn't so indie anymore.

Over the next few years, I also enjoyed checking out any of the TMNT knockoffs that I could get my hands on.  I think the first one I acquired is also probably the best known:



...and this was just the start of the phenomenon.  Some of the other direct ripoffs/parodies included Naive Inter-dimensional Commando Koalas, Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos, and one that my buddy Josh was kind enough to finally put into my grubby paws when he found it at a con:


Heck, even Marvel eventually threw their hat in the ring, making an X-Men themed parody of the book that was intended, in part, as an X-Men parody!


At some point, I'd love to see a complete list of these put together.  There are some pretty good compilations out there, such as this blog post in Greek, but I don't know of anything that claims (or tries) to be comprehensive.  In a world with infinite time, I guess I'd do it.

Until then, I made this 4d20 Random Anthropomorphic Hero Team Name Generator for anyone interested in getting in on the Turtle knockoff action.  Just roll a d20 four times and consult the lists below in order...you never know when you might need such a team in a pinch...

(And what the heck...let's see what I'll be doodling over the next few days...how about the Wizened Modified Mercenary Groundhogs?)


I.

1.    Aged
2.    Baby-faced
3.    Childish
4.    Elderly
5.    Grizzled
6.    Grownup
7.    Immature
8.    Juvenile
9.    Middle-aged
10.  Midlife
11.  Minor
12.  Pubescent
13.  Seasoned
14.  Sophomoric
15.  Teenybopper
16.  Toddling
17.  Tween
18.  Wizened
19.  Young Adult
20.  Youthful

II.

1.    Abnormal
2.    Anomalous
3.    Bipedal
4.    Chimeric
5.    Cloned
6.    Engineered
7.    Evolved
8.    Fine-tuned
9.    Gamma Irradiated
10.  Genetically Altered
11.  Humanoid
12.  Lab-grown
13.  Metamorphosed
14.  Modified
15.  Monstrous
16.  Reconstructed
17.  Transfigured
18.  Transformed
19.  Transgenic
20.  Transmogrified

III.

1.    Aikido
2.    Buccaneer
3.    Daredevil
4.    G.I.
5.    Gladiator
6.    Hacker
7.    Mercenary
8.    MMA
9.    Paladin
10.  Paramilitary
11.  Pugilist
12.  Samurai
13.  Secret Agent
14.  Sniper
15.  Swashbuckling
16.  Taekwondo
17.  Viking
18.  Warrior
19.  Wushu
20.  Zombie

IV.

1.    Badgers
2.    Beagles
3.    Beetles
4.    Bobcats
5.    Chameleons
6.    Ferrets
7.    Goldfish
8.    Groundhogs
9.    Guinea Pigs
10.  Hyenas
11.  Hyraxes
12.  Kiwi
13.  Marmots
14.  Mini Horses
15.  Mosquitos
16.  Owls
17.  Parakeets
18.  Seals
19.  Shellfish
20.  Tapirs