If you've been on the internet in the past day, you probably haven't been able to avoid seeing this video. But really...why would you want to avoid it?
It could be an innocent mistake from a Texas attorney. Or it COULD be an early sign of the cats' upcoming cultural infiltration. I'll see if my contacts know anything.
If it is a feline Secret Invasion, I'll bet this cat is something like this...
Whiskers, Attorney Undercover
Level 3 Super-Pet
STR 4 DEX 16 (+1) CON 8 INT 12 WIS 10 CHA 15(+1)
2+1 HD (8 HP) Saving Throw 12 Move 12 ft. (climb 12 ft.)
AC 8[11]
Attack: Bite or Claws, +2 to hit, 1d6 damage
Super-Pet Tricks:
Speech (obv)
Too Cute (Charm 1x/day)
Climb
Tool Use (+2 to saving throws to use human technology)
(I used Justin Isaac's Super-Pet class once again for Whiskers...)
